English Man Arrested For Laughing In His Own House
The Beatles once said there were 4000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. They must have been referring to the arseholes on the police force there, judging by this story in the Daily Mail Online.
It seems that a 36-year-old man, Christopher Cocker, was watching a weekly comedy show in his apartment when he literally rolled off his [...]
English Police Powerless to Arrest Criminals
From the Telegraph:
Three masked men suspected of stripping lead from a village church roof were allowed to go free because they could have been enjoying the view (our italics). Police responded quickly after churchgoers reported seeing the trio on Treeton Parish Church, in Rotherham, South Yorkshire…the suspects were caught wearing balaclavas and gloves…Police arrived and [...]
