No Sex Please, We’re British
Once again, those wild and crazy English “leaders” are stepping up to the plate and doing something idiotic.
This time it’s in Kent, where there’s a three-year building project going on at West Kent College, with a full complement of laborers present on campus. So college officials felt forced to issue a warning against making any [...]
Yorkshire Police: Public Assumed to Be Gangstas
The police state in England is evolving so rapidly now that ordinary pub patrons in Yorkshire are being treated like criminals.
According to the Telegraph, police officials there have told pub owners they are to ban their customers from wearing hats — even the traditional Yorkshire “flat cap” — because otherwise their CCTV surveillance cameras might [...]
Lancashire Police Now In Trouble For Music Piracy
Those ever-lovin’ Lancashire bobbies (yes, the same idiots I just wrote about yesterday) are in the news again, this time for playing their radios too loud!
But wait! It’s not their own noise ordinances they’ve run afoul of, but the fact that other people could hear the radio at all!
It seems that the British Performing Right [...]
English Man Arrested For Laughing In His Own House
The Beatles once said there were 4000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. They must have been referring to the arseholes on the police force there, judging by this story in the Daily Mail Online.
It seems that a 36-year-old man, Christopher Cocker, was watching a weekly comedy show in his apartment when he literally rolled off his [...]
English Police Powerless to Arrest Criminals
From the Telegraph:
Three masked men suspected of stripping lead from a village church roof were allowed to go free because they could have been enjoying the view (our italics). Police responded quickly after churchgoers reported seeing the trio on Treeton Parish Church, in Rotherham, South Yorkshire…the suspects were caught wearing balaclavas and gloves…Police arrived and [...]
